I don't have much to say other than, hey im morgan [21] [she/they/he?? maybe possibly WHO KNOWS NOT ME]

 

sometimes i wish i could be poly with my boyfriend but i doubt he would be into that i just wanna kiss girls sometimes

reiayanamismom:

iamprophet4profit:

ya-wn:

please for the love of god turn ur sound on

*boston accent*  “It takes a pet like NO PRABLEM! Nat afraid at alll, Thats a great cat right there..”

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Here he is all grown up!

His name is Maui and he still takes a pat like no phrawblem

But he’s still giving you the stink eye because he’s actually a New York bodega cat at Willy’s Deli in Brooklyn and you know how New Yorkers are about Bostonians

That’s a great cat right there

Also his whittle white peety paws 😍😍😍

no-this-is-ryan:

I love having a gender so abstract and nonsensical that conservatives haven’t even made a slur for it yet

no-this-is-ryan:

My favourite Da Vinky twins trans ally moments:

  • When they said their pronouns are they/them because there’s 2 of them
  • “It doesn’t matter what your pronouns are, because at the end of the day, it’s night”

sigmadecay:

sigmadecay:

Yes, I am a straight man. Yes, getting the shit beat out of me in an all-male mosh pit is an erotic experience for me. We exist

When I was in Norway at the Gojira show a guy in the pit grabbed me & said “open your mouth”

And I did

He suspected (correctly) that I was dehydrated & was judging by the color of my tongue

But I fully heard “open your mouth” & thought “wow this stranger is going to spit in my mouth”

And then, naturally, I thought “well let’s see where he’s going with this”

laszloapologist:

we need an episode where laszlo drinks the blood of someone on adderall and spends the whole episode Normal

andr00m:

King Dedede: God I hope I dont see that orange dinky fuck today

Waddle Doo, dinky as ever:

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miraculouslycool:

Barbie wanting to explore her HUMAN body for the first time!!! Treating it with so much excitement and curiosity instead of the shame that young girls are taught to associate with their bodies!!! And she’s wearing the Birkins from the beginning of the movie!!!